He Didn't Want the Dog
First come the house rules. Then come the homemade chicken dinners. A little song about a very familiar change of heart.
Illustrative sample · 43 seconds · Placeholder video
The stolen pillow. The cheese obsession. The human who swore they didn't want a dog.
Tell me your pet's story. I'll turn it into a funny, personal song worth playing again.
$49 introductory offer · A personal song, made from your story

Dave & Biscuit · Fictional demo story and AI-generated photo
Two demos to give you the idea. Your song will use your pet's name, habits, and real-life moments.
First come the house rules. Then come the homemade chicken dinners. A little song about a very familiar change of heart.
Illustrative sample · 43 seconds · Placeholder video
A rescue beagle, a stolen pillow, and one dad whose secret table scraps aren't quite so secret.
Fictional practice order · 60 seconds · AI-generated photo
Their name. Their quirks. The moment that still makes you laugh. A few real details do the trick.
After payment is confirmed, I shape your story into personal lyrics and use AI music tools to create the vocals and music in your chosen style.
Get your song and a simple photo video to keep or share. One small revision is included.
A small gift with a whole lot of personality.
Pay securely through Stripe, then send your story and photo below. Use the same email for both. I’ll confirm your delivery date after receiving your details. Have a firm deadline? Email me before paying.
Order my song · $49 ↗Already paid? Complete the form alongside this offer. No card details are entered on this website.
Cats, birds, and other pets have stories too. Tell me about yours in the request.
Yes. Michelle develops your story into personal lyrics and uses AI tools for the music and singing. You're choosing the storytelling, personal details, and care that go into the finished song.
A name correction or a small lyric adjustment. A new story, musical style, or full remake is a separate request. We'll agree on any added cost before proceeding.
I’ll confirm your delivery date by email after receiving your story and photo. If you need the song by a specific date, email twodoglifesongs@gmail.com before paying.
Only if you separately give permission. Your order does not grant permission to use your story, photo, or song in public marketing.
Use an “Order my song” button to pay $49 once through Stripe’s secure checkout. Then complete this form and email your photo using the same email address. This website does not collect card details. If you have already paid, do not pay again.